Welcome to RemBrant's Bastards by The Electric Frog

Yes, I KNOW He's a Toad

The Master's Lost Pieces

"I thought I'd burned those bastards!"
Rembrandt Van Rijn,
Letters to to his wife

Never trust doctors--they are curious not compassionate.

The Anatomy Lesson: Dr. Spock Tells All

And it was a lot of behind to leave

The Girl He Left Behind

Rembrandt had a clandestine affair with Mona Lisa during the painting of this picture

St. Paul was neither saint nor paul; he was a jew named Saul (first name may be Mort)

St. Paul deciding whether to
burn or marry

gay kocken yam is yiddish for no more matza

What the "writing on the wall" really meant
and Three Rembrandt self-portraits

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