Harpeau Crapaud University Diplomas


Once you have completed your prerequisites,
 then taken and passed your exams,
you may apply to Monsieur Crapaud 
for your KLD (Doctorate) degree.

If you have completed your course requirements and are
deemed a brilliant chela of the 33rd degree, you
will receive this Satori Award in addition
to your KLD.  The decision to grant it is made 
solely by the Board of ReDirectors.

(this award has duct tape on the
back, so you may affix it to your forehead)

After a while, you won't need the duct tape.

 

Once you have completed your prerequisites, 
and passed all tests and exams,
 you may apply for your MKLD (Masters) degree.

 

If you've tried real hard ,but it was just all too much for you, 
or if you're pretty sure you learned SOMETHING, 
but just not quite sure  exactly WHAT, 
you may apply for your TKF (Total Karmic Failure) degree.

 

 

To order your degree, E-mail Monsieur Crapaud here
It will be sent as a graphic file (gif)
If you are paranoiac about opening files
from god only knows who, too bad...