AMORHCU

The Mystical Origins of HCU
as told by Electrofrog to Harpeau Crapaud, KLD
(NOT of the tribe of Hiram Abiff)

The Overbrain

Sometime during the Deluge, the Majestic Overbrain began ruminating...
 The Great Mysteries were forgotten by all the 
A-Souls crawling around on earth--unwashed, 
unenlightened and hopelessly side-tracked by ephemerae.
Suddenly, a neural pathway cracked like forked lightning
over the face of the waters.  A Magic Pyramid arose
like an exhalation* from the deep, secret continent.
HCU was born.
(*John Milton, Paradise Lost)

The UnderHand

Even before the Magic Pyramid was set on solid foundations,
its inner magnetism  had attracted thousands of Chelas.*
.  The gathered multitude waited patiently on the rocks,
fascinated by the pulsating pyramid.  Finally, the Overbrain, 
sensing their  inner need, summoned 
the Underhand from the watery depths
to finish up the building project.
As Underhand touched Overbrain,
HCU was set in stone.
Svaha
* students

The unenlightened hear one thing and the initiated another.
To those daring chelas who complete their
KLD training, the Truth of the Mystery
shall be revealed!*

*(in gif format)