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Interactive Perversions
A Pictorial Study of Perverse Practices
and Bizarre Beliefs
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Can Viagra Victims Be Rehabilitated?

The Four Horsemen of the Locked
Ward
Can Art and Religion Elevate
The Spirit?

(Any similarity to persons you think you know is utter piffle)
Music may sooth the savage beast, but can it transform this
squalid hovel into a Holy Place?
Can Miraculous Visions Cause Levitation?

While practicing her routine in the church basement,
Miss Nellie Phlipp, a double-jointed Nun,
had a vision of Our Lady
who kindly explained the Principles of Levitation to her.
Nellie's Uncle Earle (front, left corner), who
witnessed the miracle, explains the situation
to Officer Rupert Humpster. Sister Phlipp is now on
the fast track for canonization.
Is It Fair To Force Our Views On Others?

As you may have noticed, the world is crammed with zealots,
and Mrs. Phoebe
Karnafyle (pictured above) is only one of millions whose quest for the
truth
got sidetracked by evangelism. "The Truth is the Truth, no matter how
obtained"
was the Inquisition's motto. Now that there is no Inquisition, their new
motto
was expressed recently by Pope John Paul during an apology to the
victims of the RC church :
"Perhaps we have been too zealous in our quest for the Truth..."
For those who enjoy subtext, how about "...but it was worth every
second!"
or "...but we'd do it all again if we could."
Is Genetic Mutation or Religious Conversion Ever Justified?

Be Wary of Strange Rituals That Turn Children to Stone!
Has Domestic Violence Made Gun Control Imperative?

Although Mrs.Von Goering claimed she was "provoked beyond
words",
a jury of her peers found her guilty of lobsterslaughter and
extremely bad table manners. Were these utensils of destruction
not so prevalent, perhaps fewer deaths would occur during meals.
Does Passive Resistance or Corporal Punishment
Create Better Beings?

Special Guest Pervert:
Chaplin IM False
of the infamous 23rd St Chapel*
is responsible for this one.
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