Is Nothing Sacred?

Yes, I KNOW He's a Toad!

ex cathedra cowma is infallible

Crucialfictions #1

Original Sin is a Myth

Do you really need a religion to explain
why you're such a guilt-ridden jerk?

The Fall of Adam and Eve's Disobedience
is a mythic attempt to demonize pleasure while sanctifying pain and suffering--
to say nothing of all that bad press for apples
and tomatoes.

nobody needs to be obedient to myths

Crucialfictions # 2

"the mother was a mother"--Robalini

God's Gender

A beer company got so many complaints about an Ad campaign featuring a Nativity Scene whose caption read, "It's a Girl!" that they were forced to recant and withdraw it. Which is more of a pain in the Sacred Cow --people who natter about God's Gender or enforced self-censorship?

giaconda smile

Crucialfictions #3

Consumer Salvation

...only a mouse-click away. But how about the difficulty of casting out hatred, arrogance, ignorance, greed-- to name a few bosom serpents. All this Spiritual Materialism will get you about as close to heaven as your nearest bank tower. So press the button, get god, scream about salvation on street corners.
Sure, just see where that gets you.

click ok and jesus will reside in your wallet

Crucialfictions # 4
Did any of these characters exist?

Bible Beach Party
(plus guest Pagans)
(Can you match the names with their images?)
1. God
2. Rebbe Yeshua
3. Hermes/Mercury
4. Silenus
5. Mary (known as Virgin)
6. Daniel (of the Lion's Den)
7. Adam and Eve
8. Samson
9. Venus (of Willendorf)
10. Job
11. Odetta

ritual to reconcile the pagan and judeoXian belief systems

(candid photo taken from behind a sand dune)

Crucialfictions # 5
"With Faith, even a Dog's Tooth will emit light"
Tibetan Proverb

The Demon Crab!
Nature's answer to The Shroud of Turin

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