Tourist Traps

A Guided Tour with
"Craps" Crapaud, Jr.

Your Guide's Credentials

Touring has run in the Crapaud Family for over a century.  George Curry, esq.
unearthed this old photo(1873) of "Craps" Crapaud, Sr. guiding a group
of felons across the state line whilst stopping here and there
to sell Harpoo*,  The Magic Elixir of Immortality.
*  herbal prototype of Viagra

Itinerary For November to March, 2000

 Underground Missile Testing Site

Holy Chapel of the Freezing Jesus

Great White Shark Petting Zoo

Fidel Castro Theme Park

Atlantis, The Lost Continent

For costs, accommodations and departure times, please contact "Craps"
at The Electric Frog Front Office.
(Prices and places subject to change without notice)

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